Contact Us

Terms and Conditions of Use

Terms

By accessing this website, you are agreeing to be bound by these website Terms and Conditions of Use, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these Terms and Conditions of Use, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site.

Trademark/Copyright

The trademarks, names, logos, and service marks (collectively herein referred to as “Trademarks”) displayed on this website are registered and unregistered Trademarks of the website owner. Nothing contained on this website should be construed as granting any license or right to use any Trademark without the prior written permission of the website owner.

External Links

The website owner has not reviewed all the websites linked to this website, and is not responsible for the content of any such linked sites. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by the website owner, and any use or reliance on any external link(s) and the content provided thereby is at your own risk.

Warranties

The website owner makes no warranties, representations, statements or guarantees (including without limitation, express warranties, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights) regarding the website.

Disclaimer of Liability

In no event shall the website owner be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, consequential, special, incidental, direct, indirect, exemplary, or punitive damages or damages for loss of data or profit, breach of any of the terms and conditions contained herein, or due to business interruption) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on this website, the website owner’s use of information you provide, or any other claim you may have, even if the website owner’s authorized representatives have been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage and regardless of the theory of liability giving rise to such claim whether negligence, contractual, tort, strict liability, or otherwise. Because some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties, or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.

Severability

Any provision of any relevant terms and conditions, policies or notices, which is or has become unenforceable in any jurisdiction, whether due to being void, invalidity, illegality, unlawfulness or for any other reason whatsoever, shall, in such jurisdiction only and only to the extent that it is unenforceable, be treated as void and the remaining provisions of any relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices shall remain in full force and effect.

Applicable Law

Use of this website and/or any claim relating to this website shall in all respects be governed by the laws of the State of California without regard to its conflict of laws provisions. In addition, the parties agree that courts located in San Diego County, California, shall have exclusive jurisdiction over all controversies arising under this agreement and/or the use of this website and that venue in such courts is proper.

Revisions and Errata

The material appearing on this website could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. The website owner does not warrant that any of the materials on this website are accurate, complete, or current. The website owner may make changes to the materials contained on this website at any time without notice. The website owner, however, does not make any commitment to update the materials.

Site Terms of Use Modifications

The website owner may revise these Terms and Conditions of Use for its website at any time without notice. By using this website, you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these Terms and Conditions of Use.

Electronic Communications
When you visit the website or send us emails, you are communicating with us electronically. You consent to receive communications from us electronically. We will communicate with you by email or by posting notices on this site. You agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing.

License and Site Access
The website owner grants you a limited license to access and make personal use of this site and not to download (other than page caching) or modify it, or any portion of it, except with the express written consent of the website owner. This license does not include any resale or commercial use of this site or its contents; any collection and use of any product listings, descriptions, or prices; any derivative use of this site or its content; any downloading or copying of account information for the benefit of another merchant; or any use of data mining, robots, or similar data gathering and extraction tools. This site or any portion of this site may not be reproduced, duplicated, copied, sold, resold, visited, or otherwise exploited for any commercial purpose without express written consent of the website owner. You may not frame or utilize framing techniques to enclose any trademark, logo, or other proprietary information (including images, text, page layout, or form) of this website and our affiliates without express written consent. You may not use any meta tags or any other “hidden text” utilizing the website’s name or trademarks without the express written consent of the website owner. Any unauthorized use terminates the permission or license granted by the website owner. You are granted a limited, revocable, and nonexclusive right to create a hyperlink to the home page of the website so long as the link does not portray the website, its affiliates, or their products or services in a false, misleading, derogatory, or otherwise offensive matter. You may not use any website logo or other proprietary graphic or trademark as part of the link without express written permission.

Reviews, Comments, Communications and Other Content
Visitors may post reviews, comments, and other content; and submit suggestions, ideas, comments, questions, or other information, so long as the content is not illegal, obscene, threatening, defamatory, invasive of privacy, infringing of intellectual property rights, or otherwise injurious to third parties or objectionable and does not consist of or contain software viruses, political campaigning, commercial solicitation, chain letters, mass mailings, or any form of “spam.” You may not use a false e-mail address, impersonate any person or entity, or otherwise mislead as to the origin of a card or other content. The website owner reserves the right (but not the obligation) to remove or edit such content, but does not regularly review posted content.

If you do post content or submit material, including emails sent to official email addresses of website owner and/or his agents, employees, affiliates or assigns, and unless we indicate otherwise, you grant the website owner and its affiliates a nonexclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media. You grant the website owner and its affiliates and sublicensees the right to use the name and email address that you submit in connection with such content, if they choose. You represent and warrant that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to the content that you post that the content is accurate; that use of the content you supply does not violate this policy and will not cause injury to any person or entity; and that you will indemnify the website owner or its affiliates for all claims resulting from content you supply. Website owner has the right but not the obligation to monitor and edit or remove any activity or content. Website owner takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any content posted by you or any third party.

No Endorsements
The website owner does not represent or warrant the truthfulness, accuracy, or reliability of any material posted by others on or through the website, nor does the website owner endorse any opinions expressed by participants in the forums or users of the website. Visitors, users, and participants alike acknowledge that any reliance on materials posted by others will be at their own risk. Any content placed on any discussion area are the views of the user posting the statement, and do not represent the views of the website owner.

External Links Disclaimer
The website and affiliated twitter account routinely contain links to external, third-party websites. By providing links to other sites, the website owner does not guarantee, approve or endorse the information or products available at these sites, nor does a link indicate any association with or endorsement by the linked site to deanspanos.com and/or @NotDeanSpanos.

www.deanspanos.com and/or @NotDeanSpanos does not operate or control and has no responsibility for the information, products and/or services found on any external site. Nor do such links represent or endorse the accuracy or reliability of any information, products and/or services provided on or through any external sites, including, without limitation, warranties of any kind, either express or implied, warranties of title or non-infringement or implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose.

Visitors to this website assume complete responsibility and risk in their use of any external site. Visitors should direct any concerns regarding any external link to the website owner.

Disclaimer (this website is SATIRE)

Please be advised that this website (www.deanspanos.com) and the affiliated twitter account (@NotDeanSpanos), comprised mostly of articles, links to articles, and the opinions of the website and twitter account owners/creators, are intended for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. None of the articles or opinions expressed on the website or affiliated twitter account should be considered true, and are simply works of satire meant for entertainment purposes only. If you do not find the content of the website and/or twitter account amusing and are thus offended thereby, please contact us at [insert an email address for the website] so we may offer our sincere apologies and provide you with a safe space where you can be shielded from any sort of satire in the future.

To be clear for those who lack the ability to recognize satire: the content of www.deanspanos.com and @NotDeanSpanos is NOT REAL, rather, the content is meant to be humorous and is intended for your entertainment only. IT IS SATIRE!

Privacy Policy
The website collects information from you when you insert a comment or fill out a form. Accordingly, where appropriate, you may be asked to enter your name, handle, email address, etc. You may, however, visit this website anonymously and chose not to provide any such information. Any information we collect from you through this website may be used in one or more of the following ways: to improve the website (we continually strive to improve the website offerings based on the information and feedback we receive from you); to process transactions (your information, whether public or private, will not be sold, exchanged, transferred, or given to any other company for any reason whatsoever, without your consent, other than for the express purpose of delivering the purchased product or service requested); to administer a contest, promotion, survey or other site feature; to send periodic emails (the email address you provide for order processing may be used to send you information and updates pertaining to your order, in addition to receiving occasional company news, updates, related product or service information, etc. Note: if you at any time would like to unsubscribe from receiving future emails, we include detailed unsubscribe instructions at the bottom of each email).

We implement a variety of security measures to maintain the safety of your personal information when you place an order or enter, submit, or access your personal information. Our website incorporates physical, electronic, and administrative procedures to safeguard the confidentiality of your personal information, including Secure Sockets Layer (“SSL”) for all financial transactions through the website. We use SSL encryption to protect your personal information online, and we also take several steps to protect your personal information in our facilities. Access to your personal information is restricted. Only employees who need access to your personal information to perform a specific job are granted access to your personal information. Finally, we rely on third-party service providers for the physical security of some of our computer hardware. We believe that their security procedures are adequate. For example, when you visit the website, you access servers that are kept in a secure physical environment, behind a locked cage and a hardware firewall. While we use industry-standard precautions to safeguard your personal information, we cannot guarantee complete security, as no such security presently exists anywhere online or offline. After completing a transaction, your private information (credit cards, social security numbers, financials, etc.) will not be stored on our servers.

The website does employ the use of “cookies”, which are small files that a site or its service provider transfers to your computer’s hard drive through your Web browser (if you so allow) that enables the sites or service provider’s systems to recognize your browser and capture and remember certain information. We use cookies to help us remember and process the items in your shopping cart, understand and save your preferences for future visits and compile aggregate data about site traffic and site interaction so that we can offer better site experiences and tools in the future. We may contract with third-party service providers to assist us in better understanding our site visitors. These service providers are not permitted to use the information collected on our behalf except to help us conduct and improve our business. If you prefer, you can choose to have your computer warn you each time a cookie is being sent, or you can choose to turn off all cookies via your browser settings. Like most websites, if you turn your cookies off, some of our services may not function properly. However, you can still place orders over the telephone or by visiting our store and/or restaurant.

We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your personally identifiable information. This does not include trusted third parties who assist us in operating this website, conducting our business, or servicing you, so long as those parties agree to keep this information confidential. We may also release your information when we believe such is appropriate to comply with the law, enforce our site policies, or to protect ours and others rights, property or safety. However, non-personally identifiable visitor information may be provided to other parties for marketing, advertising, or other uses. Because we value your privacy we have taken the necessary precautions to be in compliance with the California Online Privacy Protection Act. We therefore will not distribute your personal information to outside parties without your consent. In addition, we are in compliance with the requirements of COPPA (Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act), we do not collect any information from anyone under 13 years of age. Our website, products and services are all directed to people who are at least 13 years old or older.

Please note that this Privacy Policy applies only to information collected through our website and not to information collected offline.

By using our site, you consent to our Privacy Policy.

If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will update the Privacy Policy modification date below.

This policy was last modified on August 1, 2017.

If you have any questions and/or concerns regarding this privacy policy, you may contact us using the information contained in this website.